Epic Elven Magic

Feeling like you’re looking older every morning when you wake up? Fight the visible signs of ageing while you sleep with the epic powers of the Epic Elves.

While you sleep, the Epic Elves are up to their usual tricks, finding ways to help you wake up with a refreshed, smooth and youthful complexion. That’s how they came up with anti-wrinkle eye patches.

But being epic, the elves didn’t want to create tons of waste. So they thought and thought for a spell. Then, eureka! They chose silicone so the patches could be reusable.

They infused them with elfish magic and made the packaging all kinds of fun. The holographic design certainly gets everyone’s attention.

Or so they thought.

One of the Epic Elves didn’t like the colour. ‘It’s not cheeky enough!’ Emma declared. Elfie, Elva, Elizabeth, Eowyn and Elsa agreed, so they made the semi-transparent eye patches neon pink.

To make sure their patches would be discovered, they snuck into bathrooms everywhere. Emma placed them gently on vanities. Elfie strung them up on light fixtures. Elva stuck them onto mirrors in pretty patterns.

Then they waited.

By morning, news of the Epic Elves had spread. Women everywhere woke up ready to face their days, thanks to those cheeky elves and their reusable silicone eye patches.

What will the Epic Elves come up with next? You’ll just have to wait and see.